Color your banana, and keep monkeys away!

Banana Guard, one of the latest gadgets, comes to you from three Canadian Emergency Room Doctors who were extremely concerned about the amount of banana trauma and abuse taking place in the world. Their banana were bruised abused by the time they opened their lunch bags. Only a monkey could eat this browned out banana. Since there are no monkeys around here only garbage cans were the end of the road for the bananas.
The Banana Guard the gizmo was conceived and produced to alleviate this problem. So now you can abuse your banana without bruising them. If you want to know more here is their FAQ about the BG!
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Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.

Q: "Will the Banana Guard keep my banana fresh at the end of the day?"

A: Yes, the Banana Guard contains special ventilation holes that allow the banana to ripen at its natural rate.

Q: "How long do the hinges last?"

A: The hinges on the Banana Guard are called "active hinges". In the plastics world this means that the plastic molecules are specially aligned to provide for maximum strength in the thinnest form. As long as the hinges are not twisted they will not break with regular opening and closing.

Q: "You don't have an outlet where I live. How can I get a Banana Guard?"

A: We deliver worldwide.

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.